Mister KayEffCee

I can't even make up the stuff that this guy says in conversation. Seriously. He called last night and I let my roomie in on the conversation because I don't think yall can grasp the craziness that this guy comes up with sometimes.

Text earlier from KFC: Do you still want to see me this weekend?

Me: Isn't that what was planned?

Hour later he calls....

KFC: Oh I'm bout to go work out and drink some water and gatorade.

Me: great, run an extra mile for me.

KFC: NO

Me: that was mean

KFC: No its not. You're too skinny as it is. You need to gain some weight. I'm gonna slip fat into your food.

Me: Oh well can stop talking now cuz that's not happening. I'm comfortable in my skin so we won't be altering it anytime soon.

Sidenote: I actually HATE when guys talk about how skinny I am. I'm ok with it. And its not like I'm all bones. If you have an issue with it....do not approach.

KFC: What are you doing?

Me: Driving to church for bible study

KFC: Oh, You a Church Girl?

Me: Yea, I guess

KFC: So you saving it for marriage huh?

Me: Ya

KFC: Are you lying? You're lying.

Me: Nope Im not

KFC: Me too...I got a chastity belt

Me: Thats good.

KFC: So you going to church? How long is bible study? Are you in traffic cuz you probably wont make it in time

FYI- I'm like 10 minutes from church at this point and it starts in 20.

Me: No, I'm good. I'll make it on time. Its a couple hours long

KFC: Oh. Well since you a church girl you probably shouldn't talk to a person like me. I'm probably opposite of everything you do. I'll do the opposite of everything you do.

Me: ON PURPOSE?

KFC:No, but don't they teach you to not talk to people that ain't like you?

Me: No. I haven't read that part or heard that message. You aren't supposed to not talk to people just because you are Christian. Maybe you can show them something different.

KFC: Oh ok, I guess.

At that point I'd grown tired of the conversation and the constant interruptions from him yelling at traffic so I told him I'd call later. He said I wouldn't. He was right. So I texted instead and grew tired of that too...BUT he called me already this morning. Ummm what do you want?!?