So tell me why ialways SPY your thong...or your colorful arse bra?
Maybe your mom didn't teach you better and shame on her for that. But there are rules that shoul be followed when getting dressed in the morning for your off-the street corner job.
1. Black goes under white- While I will try not to let my disdain for white bras cloud my judgement, the simple FACT is that black doesn't show under white...WHITE DOES! Don't believe me? Try it out. I that on first Sunday, when all the women of the church where white, I can see those big, cone shaped white bras with the thick straps under those silk(y) shirts. WEAR BLACK!
2. On that note, colors other than black do not go under white. EVER. I don't wish to see your pink and greens/ red and whites/ or anything else from the Victoria's Secret PINK collection under your white linen pants.
3. At some age, you've got to stop shopping in the PINK collection for your underwear. I generally think it should be relegated to the under 21 population. You can't color, pizzaz, and what not? There are some grown up selections at La Perla and Soma.
4. Just because your shirt is colored, doesn't mean that patterned bras don't show. Why am I sitting across from you in a meeting and can see red polka dots?
5. Lace is cute but not practical. Lace undies are really meant to be worn as the main attraction and not in some supporting role. Why are their ridges in your shirt? Oh, cuz you don't own a single smooth bra...not ok.
6. No, I don't want to see your thong (or be told about it by your co-worker over gchat). This is more of a pants issue than an underwear issue. I'm guilty of the low(er) cut jeans, but let's do better ladies.
Hmm, I think that 'bout sums it up. Did I miss anything?
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