This will probably read more like a live feed of thoughts in my head as I am waiting to be called back into an exam room. I was having a little chest pain during my workouts a week ago so I decided to do the responsible thing and shedule and appointment, plus who doesn't need a physical? And I pay for insurance to cover these things so why not use it?
Anyway I drove to the office and decided that I felt some type of way about this whole thing from the looks of the building but we aren't supposed to judge a book by it's cover so I can only hope it gets better once inside. Now welcome to my thoughts....
Oh yeah I was right about the outside. This waiting room is uncomfortably small
Hmm the receptionist is wearing an aeropostale goodie. Regular clothes. Umm that's not professional but unfortuntely it does answer my question of the ethnicity of my physician.
Who is this person that just walked by me and went straight into the clinic space no questions asked?
Am I in a free clinc? Where's Ashton!
Oh look another person coming in. Going straight to the back too? Are you old enough to smoke whatever it is that you smell like?
There's the doctor. Those must be her kids....or juvenile detention outreach project.
Another patient comes on and her hair is multiple colored. Oh girl are you rocking the latest coogi bag?
New patient. This one comes with a lingering smell. (sidenote: yall know I have a sensitive nose. This funk is currently torturing me as I sit here on this small arse waiting room)
What is this soft rock music playing, wait nevermind it's been overtaken by your beyonce ringtone .:sideye:.
New patient. Oh that's nice of you to show us your arse sir. Where's the "pants on the ground" man when you need him?
Am I going to get robbed while I'm siting here?
Whyyyy did I not ask my aunt where to find a bougie-friendly physician and office?
Ok it's 3:28 I was early to my appointment. Fine. But how much later are you going to be doc?
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